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June 10, 2021 / Posted by:

Tilly, the dog who went missing after a car accident and was found trying to herd sheep on a farm!

Meet Tilly, a 2-year-old border collie who was riding in an SUV with her humans when they collided with another car, which sent poor Tilly flying from the vehicle. Since Tilly obviously got spooked into another dimension, he ran off and was missing for two days. But he later turned up and was living the border collie dream of herding sheep on a farm! And the goddamn farmers had to blow his cover.

USA Today says that the accident happened last Sunday on a highway in Idaho. The driver of the other vehicle was taken to the hospital and treated for injuries, but nobody else was injured in the crash, thankfully. Although, Tilly, who also wasn’t injured, busted out of there and ran away from his humans. Tilly’s human Linda Oswald posted a missing note on Facebook hoping that someone had spotted him:

Hayden Idaho June 7. We have not found our pup Tilly. We are offering a reward. He is shy so please pm me or contact via FB if you see him or contact KC or PF animal control or humane society. He may be in rathdrum. More info. He is reddish brown male with back markings on his face. He has med long fur and bobtail. He was last seen running across the Prairie at Hayden Ave and hwy 41. Mike and I were in a car accident today at hi way 41 and Hayden. We are good but my dog Tilly is missing. He was thrown out and was seen running north. Please share.

Obviously, Linda Oswald was filled to the top with worry and nerves because who knows what happened to Tilly. He could’ve been so scared that he snuck onto a Peter Pan bus headed far, far away and found himself in Las Vegas where he got a job at a strip club and later became the headliner of a huge show after pushing its star down the stairs (yes, I can always find a way to weave in Showgirls). But Tilly didn’t go far.

On a farm about two and a half miles from the accident, two brothers realized that something was off with one of their dogs. They noticed that one of their herding dogs was redder than usual, and unless that dog went down to the salon for a dye job, the dog was probably not one of theirs. They actually recognized Tilly from Linda’s Facebook post. They believe Tilly was trying to herd. A sheriff happened to be driving by the farm and the brothers flagged him down and handed Tilly over to him. Tilly was reunited with the Oswalds two days after he went missing. Linda says that Tilly looked pissed when he got home. via The Spokesman-Review:

“(Tilly) was not having it,” Oswald said. “I think he was a little upset, like, ‘Hey, you guys left me out on that prairie for 48 hours.’”

“I just cried every day,” Oswald told the Spokesman-Review. “It was ridiculous, but you get so emotional over your pets.”

Hmmm, Tilly was probably pissed because those damn farmers fucked up his scheme. Maybe Tilly planned this whole thing for months and caused the crash so he could run off to a farm and live his dream of herding sheep. Only Tilly forgot to dye his hair first. Rookie move! It’s like a wholesome, adorable, non-abusive version of Sleeping with the Enemy.

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