Night Crumbs

June 3, 2021 / Posted by:

And here’s a headline that makes me feel like I’m on LSD: Paramedics showed up to 18-year-old JoJo Siwa’s house to attend to a 30-year-old who may have overdosed on LSD during her Pride party. The guy was apparently already really high when he arrived. But I can’t even imagine how scary that would be. JoJo’s house already looks like an LSD trip, and add a ton more rainbow and sparkly stuff for Pride, and then add LSD on top of that. If I had a brain, it’d explode just from the thought of it  – Just Jared

Ben Affleck was papped outside of Jennifer Lopez’s house with a smile on his face, so he either just got some good morning goodness (I’m talking about a cup of Dunkin’, of course) or he’s getting off on the sweet, sweet fact that the paps will show up one millisecond after he calls them – Lainey Gossip 

Honestly, Buckingham Palace should’ve responded to its past racist rules by re-releasing Prince William’s statement where he said that his family is very much not racist. We all would’ve said “Oh, okay then!” and moved on! – Celebitchy

Oh, look, an unauthorized Celine Dion biopic that makes her relationship with René Angélil look like the love story of our time. No, it was not directed by  Woody Allen – Pajiba

Here’s the ad for Clorox ToiletWand that gets very very close to suggesting that you use it as a dildo when you’re really stressed out. But use it handle-side in, unless you want a seriously awkward moment at the ER – SOW

There’s some bee drama happening on the internet, and it doesn’t involve the Beyhive for once! – Jezebel

Okay, Lily James’ Pamela Anderson is starting to give me shades of Air Force Amy, which is a major compliment – Egotastic!

And now I really want to see a Pulp Fiction redo with Angela Bassett as Mia, Michael Keaton as Vincent, Jasmine Guy as Jody, Nicolas Cage as Butch, and Samuel L. Jackson as Jules since nobody else can play that part – The Blemish

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