Here’s The Trailer For M. Night Shyamalan’s Latest Movie “Old”
I don’t know how hard M. Night Shyamalan still has to work to get his films made after so many flops or if they still just let him do whatever. He’s got a new movie coming out called Old, based on a graphic novel called Sandcastle. So we don’t know if he had to go into an office and pitch “Okay so imagine Lost meets Benjamin Button meets The Blue Lagoon” to a group of confused executives who were all “what is happening?!?” and M. Night says, “no, it’s totally different from The Happening, this time the SAND is evil!” According to Entertainment Weekly, it’s about “a group of people who find themselves aging with horrifying alacrity on a beach.” Which can happen to all of us if we don’t use sunscreen. Stay safe this summer, folks!
Old stars Gael García Bernal, Thomasin McKenzie, Vicky Krieps, Rufus Sewell, Ken Leung, Nikki Amuka-Bird, Abbey Lee, Aaron Pierre, Alex Wolff, Embeth Davidtz, Eliza Scanlen, Emun Elliott, and Kathleen Chalfant. Here’s the trailer.
Not to be nitpicky or anything but how did those grown kids fit into their little kid swimsuits? And that other little girl was 6 and now she’s pregnant? And if my partner touched my face like that and said “you have wrinkles” it’s over! I don’t care if we are on a haunted island. I don’t need that kind of toxicity in my life. That said, as long as Marky Mark’s not in it, I’ll probably watch it and amuse myself by whispering “I see old people” every time one of them ages up. Unlike the people on this beach, that joke never gets old!
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