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May 17, 2021 / Posted by:

Mike McCoy, the Florida man who saved his puppy from going to Jesus via an alligator’s mouth!

Last year, Natasha brought us the tale of a Florida man who heroically saved his puppy from getting swallowed up by an alligator. Well, the alligators of Florida obviously didn’t get the memo that a dog-owning Florida man is NOT THE ONE to mess with and if you try to fuck with his puppy, he will bring the rage like an abuelita does when you change the channel as she’s watching her novellas. Case in point: An alligator got poked in the eye by a Florida man defending his beloved puppy friend!

ABC Action News says that last Tuesday, Mike was walking his 8-month-old chocolate labrador, Jake, near a pond behind Paul R. Smith Middle School in Holiday, FL. They were strolling along when a gator jumped out of the water and pulled Jake in. Mike was not about to let Jake become a gator’s puppy appetizer, so he got into the water to save Jake. Mike says that he’s read about gators before, so he kind of knew what to do and poked the gator in the eye. The gator dropped Jake and probably because it was like, “What the fuck, you poked me in my eye, really?!

“I previously read up on my environment and gators. I got around, thumbed him the eye, picked him out of the water so he couldn’t get anywhere until he let the dog go. And in the interim he decided, I don’t have him, I’ll bite you,” said McCoy.

Kellie Mallon, a teacher at Paul R. Smith Middle School, happened to be looking out of the window from the second floor when the gator attacked Jake. Kellie says that the gator was moving really fast. Jake was, of course, bit and Mike got cuts to his hands. The school nurse helped bandage Mike up. Jake had to get stitches but is doing okay.

The Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission is now trying to catch the alligator.

Good luck finding that gator! Trick was probably so spooked by the wrath of a Florida man that it packed up its shit and got out of there! But that gator got off easy because another Florida man would’ve used the skills he learned from watching so much WWE and body-slammed a bitch and then used the skills he learned from gator skinning class in high school (yes, all Floridian children must learn this) to skin the gator and proudly wears its carcass while doing a victory march through his kingdom (Walmart).

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