Lala Kent Of “Vanderpump Rules” Once Shoved Randall Emmett’s Toothbrush Up Her Ass In An Alcoholic Fight
30-year-old Lala Kent of Vanderpump Rules has a new memoir out. In the book, Lala details her struggle with alcoholism, reveals an abortion, and also admits to one time putting her fiancé, 50-year-old Randall Emmett‘s toothbrush up her asshole in a drunk rage fit. Thank god 50 Cent didn’t know about this when they were beefing–he’d have material for days!
I’m sure that 50 Cent has already picked up his own copy of Lala’s book, Give Them Lala, for the next time he needs to viciously troll her. She talked to UsWeekly about “writing” the book and it was because
of money she thought “people would be that interested in my life story.” Unclear who those people may be, but hey.
In her book, Lala talks about struggling with alcoholism, like how she responded to being a reality star on a show about being dramatic and working at a bar by drinking heavily in secret and “slamming margaritas.”
“By the time I got home every night, I’d be so fucked up I sometimes worried I might drown in the bathtub. I used alcohol as a crutch during filming, or when things got hard in my life. If I needed to take a break, I could. It was that easy, or so I thought.”
Lala also admitted to being in an “alcoholic fog” and picking fights with her boyfriend at the time, Randall, and how she once let his toothbrush scrub out her lower intestine before replacing the plaque in his teeth with something ungodly. She said: via Page Six:
After one argument during a trip to Miami, the Bravo star admits she took Emmett’s clothes, shoes and toiletries and tossed them into a pool “before taking his toothbrush and putting it in my asshole for a minute.”
Later, when the movie producer was innocently brushing his teeth, Kent began to laugh. Emmett, 50, asked her why she was giggling, and she maliciously replied, “That toothbrush was just in my a–sshole,” according to her retelling.
“I’m sad to say that was not my lowest point,” Kent writes.
Lala confirmed to Page Six she went bristle-end first up her ass:
“Oh honey, if I’m putting your toothbrush in my ass, I’m not half-assing it, no pun intended. We’re going with the side that you’re putting in your mouth… I’m such a dick when I drink. Thank God I stopped.”
If you want to find out what’s lower than Lala shoving her man’s toothbrush up her ass, then go ahead and pick up Give Them Lala, which clearly would be more aptly named: Give Them Deadly Tooth Bacteria.