Night Crumbs
The locks on Noah Centineo’s head are breathing out a zillion sighs of relief today, because they will not get the life bleached out of them since he is no longer playing 80s panty creaming icon He-Man in Sony’s Masters of the Universe movie. Noah’s chichis are probably happy about this too because he doesn’t have to bulk them up more to be as tittylicious as He-Man’s tits. So thankfully, Dolph Lundgren is our lone movie He-Man for now. And somewhere in Hollywood, Kellan Lutz is walking the streets in a He-Man costume. No, not because he wants to nab the role of He-Man, but because I’m pretty sure he’s just always wearing a He-Man costumeĀ – Collider
It looks like Jennifer Aniston and her fellow members of The Jeans And Black Blazer Club held an important meeting last night – Lainey Gossip
“And here lies Kate Upton, she was destroyed by mad mommies on social media after saying that puppies are harder than newborns” – Celebitchy
Will somebody in Hollywood please do the lord’s work by offering Glenn Close a role in a non-shitty movie where she doesn’t have to wear a dreadful roadkill wig!?! – Pajiba
I sprained my ankle just from looking at this screenshot (although, when it comes to dick, I instantly become a quadruple Olympic gold-medal gymnast) – OMG Blog
And here’s Kim Kardashian looking like what you get when you order Drag Race’s Raven from Wish – SOW
If you want to feel your genitals shrivel up and fall off your body, here’s a picture of Hailey Bieber’s feet on Justin Bieber’s face – Egotastic!
PUPPEH!!! (featuring Hailee Steinfeld) – Popoholic
Anne Douglas, the widow of Kirk Douglas, has died at 102 – Just Jared
Pic: Instagram