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The 7-Eleven Lizard!
While some of us have to turn to HBO Max to watch a lizard terrorize a city on Godzilla vs. Kong (or watch a lizard terrorize an entire country by watching Mitch McConnell in any senate hearing), customers and the employees at a 7-Eleven in Thailand got a front-row seat to that messiness. A gigantic lizard strolled on into a 7-Eleven like nothing and then crawled up the shelves as people watched and thought, “Wait, did I suddenly get transported to Florida?!”
NBC News says that this all went down at a 7-Eleven in Nakhon Pathom, a town just outside Bangkok. Customer Jejene Narumpa recorded a video of the lizard fucking shit up and causing a mess while scaling the shelves. Oh, we’ve all been there! We’ve all stumbled into a 7-Eleven while drunk and naked, and crawled up the shelves as we look for more booze until the cops show up and drag us away. We feel you, trespassing lizard!
The cops were called, but they did not arrest the lizard. They got the lizard outside and released the lizard into the brush. They believe that the lizard was either trying to cool off by getting close to the A/C or trying to warm up by getting close to a light bulb. This is what NBC News has to say about lizards in the area:
Asian Monitor lizards tend to live in canals and ponds in considerably humid climates. It’s unknown why the monitor wandered into the 7-Eleven but it could have been looking for food due to recent months of dry weather with little rain.
Monitors can live up to 22 years in captivity and some can reach almost six feet in length. It’s the second-largest lizard in the world behind the Komodo dragon
I get that the lizard trespassed and messed shit up, but still, the employees could’ve taken pity on the lizard’s possibly overheated ass and give the lizard a Slushie! But then again, if they did that, all of us cheap hos would dress up in a lizard costume to crash a 7-Eleven hoping they give us a free Slurpee.
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