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April 3, 2021 / Posted by:

Chippy, the naughty pussy!

On this Caturday, let’s pay tribute to Latarian Milton’s cat apprentice who thinks it’s fun to do bad things. Chippy’s favorite form of cardio is fucking with his humans, and that’s very strange since cats are known for being sweet balls of well-behaved calmness who don’t cause any trouble! But Chippy lives to piss his humans off, and his humans made a compilation of Chippy taking years off their lives by messing with their nerves.

Laughing Squid pointed me to a Reddit thread from Redditor Usernames_are-hard who shared a video of Chippy’s greatest hits. Chippy pisses off his humans in all kinds of ways like boxing a mirror (yes, Chippy won that fight), eating a plastic bag, scratching up the kitchen island, raiding a box of Mini-Wheats, acting like he’s Spider-Pussy by climbing a screen door, and claiming the toilet paper during these hard times of toilet paper uncertainty! Trying to keep Chippy in check is a full-time job and it’s also a losing job because Chippy is un-checkable bitch!

And one of the breakout stars of the compilation of Chippy doing bad things is the Redditor’s wife who gasps like a whispering Shelley Duvall on a roller coaster. She lets out a “huuoooh” every time she catches Chippy in the act of fucking shit up!

Chip in his usual shenanigans!

I’m pretty sure that Chippy’s diabolical ways are powered by his human’s gasp of disapproval. And if Chippy took a DNA test, his results would show that he’s 100% THAT BITCH, which is the scientific term for 100% Cat.

Pic: Reddit

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