While carefully staging her recently updated baby collection to most effectively deflect criticism from her faux Spaniard escándalo, Hilaria Baldwin, 37, took a few moments to talk about this burgeoning supply of tiny, freshly churned humans filling her bustling baby shelf at Casa Baldwin.
Last week we learned that Hilaria and her 62-year-old husband, Alec Baldwin, welcomed bebé number six to their calendar-defying schedule of infant arrivals. Calendar-defying? Newest Baldwinito with a shamelessly Spanish name, María Lucía Victoria, wasn’t brewed in Hilaria’s womb because it was already in use by then-fetus Eduardo (Edu), who had an approximate three-month head start. A surrogate was utilized in order to deliver María to her rightful place on the shelf barely six months behind her brother. And now Hilaria is talking about the nannies taking care of two babies at the same time.
The mom of six got candid on her Instagram Story Friday morning about juggling son Eduardo “Edu” Pao Lucas, whom she gave birth to in September, and newborn daughter María Lucía Victoria, whom she recently welcomed via surrogate.
“I have a lap full of babies,” Hilaria wrote with a photo of the baby siblings sprawled in bed with her.
On the next slide, the mom wrote about a messy mishap that illustrated the challenges of parenting two babies at once: “Having two small babies is so fun and cute. there are also challenges. like Lucia just had an explosion and I have Eduardo rolling around…so I’m just gonna lay here, covered in poop, entertaining Edu…until I get a genius idea how to get out of this 💩 situation.”
Here’s the “lap full of babies“:
Hilaria, of course, is covered in both literal and figurative poop, given her ridiculous response to the claims that she faked her Spanish heritage and upbringing, and both her and Alec’s feeble attempts to double down. Alec continues to double down by rage-tweeting and hater-shaming at anyone who dares to make a comment that doesn’t involve the word “congratulations” for the latest addition to their family. For someone who claimed to loathe playing former POTUS Donald Trump on Saturday Night Live, come on, the transformation is almost complete. But back to Hilaria’s Instagram posts, the photos are cute. But we see you, Hilaria. Now I guess it’s back to her dog-eared copy of Popular Spanish Baby Names for Armchair Spaniards in preparation for baby number seven (eight, counting Ireland Baldwin).
Here are more of the hater-deflecting baby pics: