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Shailene Woodley was on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon and confirmed that she’s engaged to Aaron Rodgers. Shailene tried to act like she had no idea who Aaron Rodgers really was when she met him, saying that she knew he’s a football guy but didn’t know what kind of football guy he is and that she never thought she’d “be engaged to someone who throws balls for a living.” Shailene’s publicist was probably thinking, “Tone it down, honey, I know you read the fact sheet on Aaron Rodgers that I gave you before introducing you to him.” And Aaron Rodgers was probably thinking, “And I never thought I’d be engaged to someone who throws her legs open to sun her coochie.” – Celebitchy
Is that a big long uncut salchicha in Jonathan Bennett’s coffee cup or is he just happy to— You know, I’m not even going to finish, because yeah, that’s a big long uncut salchicha in Jonathan Bennett’s coffee cup – (NSFW) OMG Blog
Ross Mathews got engaged to his doctor boyfriend of a year, and it looks like they’re so into each other that they’re becoming each other! – Towleroad
Kate McKinnon has dropped out of Hulu’s Elizabeth Holmes series The Dropout. I know, dropping out of a show called The Dropout. Now that’s really method! – Pajiba
Mariah Carey talked to Cardi B for Interview Magazine, but it’s hard to focus on their interview when your ears are filled with the sound of Cardi’s chocha screaming in fear from those Freddy Krueger stripper nails being so close to it in that picture – Egotastic!
Gillian Anderson is playing Eleanor Roosevelt in Showtime’s The First Lady – Lainey Gossip
Kate Upton’s pooch is not into taking this pic and probably because he knows that his human’s horny fans are calling him a titty-blocker and screaming at him to get outta the way – Popoholic
February 2021 is all about naming your kid after summer’s hottest month because fresh off from Princess Eugenie telling the world that her newborn son’s name is August, Mandy Moore has done the same thing – SOW
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