Pamela Anderson And Her New Husband Did A “Loose Women” Interview From Their Bed
The Amsterdam Hilton and Queen Elizabeth Hotel in Montreal are quivering in fear right now, since their most famous guest rooms, once notoriously occupied by the newly married John Lennon and Yoko Ono during their two, week-long 1969 Bed-Ins for Peace; risk being upstaged by the bed-bound connubial bliss of randy newlyweds Pamela Anderson, 53, and her 40-something bodyguard, Dan Hayhurst.
Somewhere in her virgin-blood-lined crypt at an undisclosed location, Madonna and her grill are mumbling, “It feels reductive.“
Pamela Anderson’s new interview is raising eyebrows for more reasons than one.
During a Feb. 19 virtual appearance on talk show Loose Women, the Baywatch actress conducted the interview from her bed—while still under the covers with new husband Dan Hayhurst. Addressing the situation, Anderson laughed as she confessed, “We haven’t left bed since Christmas Eve.”
Pamela and Dan spent some time quarantining together, fell into each other’s arms, and secretly married on Christmas Eve at her home on Vancouver Island in British Columbia, so they’ve been canoodling in bed for almost two months (take that, John and Yoko). Some people just like weddings and honeymoons, okay? For those keeping score, this is Pamela’s sixth marriage (two of which were to Rick Salomon and one was to Jon Peters, which lasted about 15 minutes and isn’t considered legal since they never filed the paperwork).
But it’s totally going to be for, like, ever this time because Dan is a real man and “can change light bulbs” (she said this in the interview and seemed pretty excited about it, which tells us that Tommy Lee and the others just said fuck this noise and used flashlights when the bulbs burned out, as you do).
Here is the between-the-sheets interview with the startled hosts of the British talk show, Loose Women:
E! News again:
“Pamela is over the moon and feels more at home than ever before,” a source told E! News at the time. “This is really such a full circle moment and return to her roots. They are actually both natives to Vancouver Island. They are splitting their time between Malibu and her family home in Vancouver. Spending time during quarantine has been cathartic for them both.”
Of course, it wouldn’t be a Pamela Anderson-branded event without the specter of escándalo, so again for the scorekeepers, Dan’s ex, Carey, claims he hooked up with Pamela while they were still together and raising three children from their previous relationships. These things happen.
Twitter is doing what it always does, and has something to say about the intimate, honeymoon-bed interview. The full thread is here:
Maybe she took the name of the show too literally…? 🤣
— Mark Simpson (@penfolduk01) February 19, 2021
To probably appear original and be trendy🤔 Sadly more desperation
— Hazel T Farrow (@farrow_hazel) February 19, 2021
Who are these haters? Why don’t they believe in the true, tousled bedhead love that will last at least 10 months, until Pamela and her irresistible vagina situation grow restless, meet some new dude and excitedly start a flatware registry at Holt Renfrew for some new knives with which to stab poor Dan in the heart?
Pic: YouTube/Loose Women