Last month, 17-year-old YouTuber JoJo Siwa came out. Last week, JoJo went on The Tonight Show and revealed she had “the most amazing, wonderful, perfect” long-distance girlfriend. Last day (errr, yesterday), JoJo unveiled her girlfriend’s mystery identity on Instagram. Her name is Kylie (no, not Jenner, but what a twist that would be!), and her Instagram bio describes her as a “human golden retriever” (perfect for JoJo), and the couple has been together for a month. Wait… WAIT. Just a month? 31 days?! And they’re already madly in love? Sigh. Ohhh, to be 17 again.
Now, to be fair, JoJo’s caption says that they were best friends for more than a year before that. She posted pics of them dressed as the Grinch and the Grinch’s dog Max at Disneyland, goofing around wearing masks, and singing Justin Bieber in the car. Yep. These two are the type who wear furry costumes and visit Disney during the pandemic. What, are you surprised?
Here’s JoJo’s love post:
Looks like someone just discovered adjectives! Kylie, whose last name, occupation, and age are all a big fat UNKNOWN, also posted about their relationship. She referred to JoJo as “Sharky”:
And back during the holidays, she posted photos of their Disney Christmas trip:
So since they started dating on January 8th, 2021, and this trip was during Christmas 2020, Kylie and JoJo weren’t even together when these pics were taken. Just two platonic BFFs gazing into each other’s eyes just a little too long, hugging a wee bit too tight in those furry costumes, whispering, “I love you” into one another’s ears before quickly adding, “…errrr, AS A FRIEND!” The fanfic writes itself.