Looks like Kim Kardashian and Kanye West‘s “separate lives” have taken another step towards the coup-de-grâce finality of divorce as reports have come out that the two no longer even speak to each other, and that Kanye just moved 500 pairs of shoes out of their Calabasas mansion. Well, Kanye moving all those shoes out of their house probably reminded Kim that she never needs to shamelessly promo one of his hideous shoe creations ever again. That’s good news for Kim because she needs to keep all her shameless promo energy for herself.
At this point, the source says, “She is trying to stay strong and move on with her life.”
Though many people are aware of Kim and Kanye’s rocky relationship status, the insider explains that Kim has yet to initiate formal proceedings because she “is still working out the logistics of announcing the divorce.”
Nonetheless, the insider says their separation is “completely official in her mind.”
Logistics of the divorce? So how to maximize promo? It’s already gonna be a storyline on Keeping Up The Frivolity Of Humanity With The Kardashians. How much more promo can you get from a divorce? Cut to Kris Jenner cackling maniacally. And another source told E! that Kanye feels the same about the breakup but is a bit more gung-ho about ending it than she is. He can practically taste that Kris Jong-Un-free life!
“Kanye is also completely done with the marriage and is moving on… He doesn’t care what Kim’s priorities are with holding off on a divorce announcement. He will file before she’s ready if he has to. He wants the divorce just as much as Kim does.”
Page Six echoes that Kanye is done, as they’ve heard that Kanye has moved things out of their Calabasas home, including 500 pairs of shoes. While Kim was on a “girls trip” in Turks and Caicos (how many island trips can this trick take within a five-month period???) Kanye removed some of his stuff from the house. A source said:
“They both felt it would be less dramatic without both of them in the house.”
And while on vacay, Kim posted a photo of herself wearing those shiteous Yeezy Crocs, which one source thinks could be a dig at Kanye:
Our source wondered if “this was a dig at Kanye moving his shoes.” Social media users have speculated on other possible meanings of Kim posing in the shoes.
Even if Kim is trying to diss Kanye by wearing those shoes in some sort of targeted message, once those eco-friendly clown shoes appear on your feet it’s over–you automatically lose. And Kanye probably just wanted to collect his shoe collection because he knew that if he left any of his foam-creations around the Koven would melt them down to use as face filler.