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January 19, 2021 / Posted by:

Hershey’s Portable Pudding!

Now, The Hershey Company is a giant company, and I’ve worked at companies that weren’t even 1/1000000th the size of them, and we still had to sit through approximately 800 meetings to discuss one little change or thing. So I’m guessing that The Hershey Company held approximately 10,000 meetings before pooting out its Portable Pudding onto shelves and not once, did a higher-up with decision-making powers say, “Okay, so I’ve heard many of you say that the packaging of our new Portable Pudding looks more like we’re selling a Portable PooDong since it looks like a shit dick, so prepare to sit in another 10,000 meetings because we’re changing that.” But The Hershey Company went ahead with that packaging that starred what looked like a dick jizzing out a dollop of caca. I guess Hershey saw that sales from their scat queen demographic were dropping.

Hershey’s Portable Pudding came out in the early-aughts, and it was basically for those who were bored with eating their portable pudding out of a cup and wanted to suck it out of a tube, Go Gurt-style. The actual packaging of Hershey’s Portable Pudding wasn’t a mess at all, so not sure why Hershey’s decided to put the poop emoji’s dick on its box (and the poop emoji didn’t even exist then!):

Surprisingly, not many people wanted to buy a box with an exploding enema on it, so Portable Pudding was discontinued in the U.S. But honestly, Hershey should’ve tried to broaden the Portable Pudding’s customer base beyond scat queens. By that I mean they should’ve come out with a white chocolate Portable Pudding. The cum sluts of America would’ve guzzled it up!

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