Who Is Hot Slut Of 2020? Vote In Round Three!
Chang Wan-ji and Hsu Sho-er, the best duo to happen to fashion since Spandex biker shorts under shredded jean coochie cutters, has won the second round in the Hot Slut of the Year semifinals by getting about 39% of the votes. They will go on to the final round where they will battle for the HSOTY crown (read: an old Burger King crown with “Hot Slut” scribbled over “Burger” with a Sharpie) against the winner of round one, Leslie Jordan, and the winner of this round. Your choices for round three are:
September: Nomi Malone’s Ver-sayce Dress, the best thing that Versace has ever designed (JLo’s 2000 Grammys dress, who?!) because its timeless elegance caught the eye of Nomi Malone in Showgirls and became an icon of fashion and sophistication.
October: The Fly, the six-legged spotlight stealer who easily became the breakout star of the Vice-Presidential Debate when it landed on the field of white on the dome of cyborg Mike Pence and was later chosen as the new Secretary Of Agriculture by Joe Biden (just let me believe).
November: Grittney, the stunning British kin of Gritty who made all of Britain say, “Trump should lose an election more often,” when she lit up the streets and loins by celebrating Trump’s loss in an American flag bikini.
December: Dionne Warwick’s Twitter Account, the Twitter podium where noted hussynator and wisdom dispenser Dionne Warwick entertains her subjects and reveals important layers of herself, like her biggest regret being finding out why Armie Hammer was trending on Twitter. “Same,” said everyone.
Voting is below. The winner of the third round will be announced when voting starts in the final round on Thursday, January 21!
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