Who Is The Last Hot Slut Of The Month Of 2020?
We’re just one Hot Slut of the Month away from beginning the road to crowning our Hot Slut of 2020. Honestly, I probably should just scrap the whole game, and name “gluten” as HSOTY since everyone spent their 2020 making the flour and yeast industry richer by baking up mounds upon mounds of bread that tasted just like it was whipped up by an old world French grandma in a stone oven (read: the absolute opposite of that shit). But sorry, gluten, the HSOTY crown is now yours this time around.
But before we get to HSOTY, we need to name December’s HSOTM. Like always, the first three choices got the most Facebook likes for the month, and the fourth is a wild card picked by me. And since I’m a hussy who loves getting his number got, I had to go with the new Queen of Twitter. Your choices are:
The Life-Saving Dickmas Light Display, the gorgeous lit-up dick decoration in Cape St. Claire, MD that saved a woman from being in her house when it caught on fire. Most of the time dick does you in, but sometimes dick keeps you from getting done in.
Doris Campos, the badass abuelita and restaurant owner in San Francisco, CA who handled a piece of trash customer and made every abuelita in the land hold up a chancleta as tribute to her.
The Forever Falling Woman, the woman in Ukraine who unknowingly starred in 2020: The Stage Show (and shit, January 2021: The Stage Show, too) by falling on repeat on the ice-covered sidewalk of Kyiv.
Dionne Warwick’s Twitter Account, the Twitter account of Dionne Warwick (which is co-ran by her niece Brittani) that has become one of the lone diamond-encrusted roses sprouting out of the landfill that is Twitter.
Voting is below. The winning HSOTM will be named on Monday, January 11!
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