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Celine Dion!
Sometimes, drinking too much of the sweet nectar can steer you into making horrible decisions. Like, one time I got so drunk that I actually watched half an episode of that Justin Bieber “docu-series.” But sometimes booze can steer you into making good decisions. Case in point: One UK dude got so drunk that he legally changed his name to Celine Dion!
Birmingham Live says that 30-year-old Celine Dion (formerly Thomas Dodd), of Staffordshire in England, is THE GREATEST SINGUH IN DA WORLD’S GREATEST FAN IN DA WORLD and he has spent his quarantine watching a lot of her concerts, and sometimes drunkenly watching her concerts. And well, one time he blacked out and the booze flowing in his body sent a message to his brain telling it that going online and changing his name to his idol is a good idea, so he did it. Thomas Dodd paid £89 to change his name to Celine Dion. He claimed that he forgot about it until he got a documents in the mail that confirmed that he changed his name to Celine Dion as the voice of his new name twin filled his head with It’s All Coming Back To Me Now.
Celine Dion tweeted the proof that he changed his name:
Tier 4 is the least of my worries – I’ve just got home to some post. Apparently at some point over Christmas I’ve had one too many vinos and legally changed my name to Celine Dion! pic.twitter.com/ZchXWiqhUw
— Celine Dion (@ThomasDodd1) December 30, 2020
I threw a side-eye at Celine Dion acting like he did this whole name change thing while drunk because I figured it was a longer process with more steps. But Huffington Post says it’s actually easy:
The process to legally change your name in the U.K. is actually pretty easy using something called a deed poll. A deed poll is a legal document that proves the change of name, and it can be used as evidence of your new title for the purposes of amending your passport, driving licence and other official documents.
And just like that, X Æ A-Xii Musk and Powerful Queen Cannon crawled onto a plane headed for the UK.
Celine Dion has no plans to change his name back to Thomas Dodd but he hopes he never has to explain his name to the cops.
“My initial concern was how on earth do I tell the HR department at work that I need to change my email footer? I’m just praying I don’t get pulled over by the police for anything – that could get awkward! More annoyingly I’ve paid for eight extra certificates to prove it and they are £10 each!
My mother didn’t see the funny side though. I did explain it could be worse and it could’ve been Boris Johnson – we’re just lucky he doesn’t have any live concerts. She’s laughing about it now.”
If Celine Dion finds out about this, she’ll probably take out a restraining order against her namesake while thinking, “And I thought Drake getting my face inked into his body was a mess.” But Dude Celine Dion says that if THEE Celine Dion ever responds to his name change, there will be a tombstone in England that reads, “Here Lies Celine Dion,” since he’ll immediately die.
With a name like Celine Dion, though, he’s going to get the best table at restaurants when making a reservation. Although, he’ll need to ignore the disappointed and pissed-off looks from the staff over getting the Celine Dion of Staffordshire instead of Celine Dion Celine Dion.
Pic: Twitter