Dr. Drew Pinsky Got COVID-19 After Downplaying The Virus
The Daily Mail says that 62-year-old Dr. Drew Pinsky has caught himself a case of the coronavirus. Womp womp! But like many before him, COVID-19 threw an, “I’ll show you, bitch,” at him after he shrugged at the severity of coronavirus and said it was just like the flu. Dr. Drew suddenly becoming an infectious disease expert makes sense since he does have his Ph.D. in grifting.
Dr. Drew posted the news to Instagram, saying that he’s recovering at home from COVID with the help of his wife, Susan Sailer Pinsky. He said his fever was down and Susan has thankfully tested negative.
Drew then gave us a video update and said that he doesn’t “recommend” COVID. Thanks for the expert medical advice! He said he’d passed the “viral phase” and also explained that he had been hoping for COVID because he had been taking tests which came back negative and he said all his symptoms would have been “acute lymphocytic leukemia” if not coronavirus. But wait… is the flu similar to leukemia? Huh… strange. He also said he was “looking forward to immunity on the other side.” So yeah, Dr. Drew thinks he’s now immune and can’t get COVID again. In his defense, his head is stuck up his ass most of the time and so he probably doesn’t get the news up in there.
I think we need to cancel television doctors for the rest of time. Dr. Drew, Dr. Phil, all of them. No more medical advice from people who televise their “counseling” of teenage dementors. The only people we should be getting medical information from are legit medical doctors who don’t profit financially from attention, or Dolly Parton!!!
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