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December 26, 2020 / Posted by:

The Gingerbread Monolith of San Francisco!

Last month, we all prepared ourselves for the alien takeover when a ~mYSteriOUS~ monolith showed up in the middle of the Utah desert. It disappeared a week later, and no, an alien wasn’t caught picking up the dildo it accidentally dropped in the middle of the Utah desert. A group of dudes were seen taking away what was probably just a HIGH ART stunt. Other monoliths began to appear all over the world from Southern California to Romania to Belgium. And on Christmas Day, a gingerbread monolith showed up at San Francisco’s Corona Heights Park. Now you know why all the gingerbread kits were sold out everywhere. The fucking aliens bought them up to make this!

HuffPo says that early yesterday morning, joggers spotted a long hard thing at Corona Heights Park, and no, it wasn’t from a dude cruising for some fuck time fun in the park on Jesus’ born day. People noticed the monolith smelled like gingerbread and quickly realized it was gingerbread decorated with frosting. “Do you think it has gluten?! Do you think it’s made with coconut sugar because I’m totally allergic to processed sugar” is probably something that was said by a Californian or two. Here’s more shots of the gingerbread wonder:

Pretty much everyone loves it and the general manager of San Francisco’s Recreation and Parks Department says that they have no plans to take it down:

Informed by KQED News about the new monolith, San Francisco Recreation and Parks Department General Manager Phil Ginsburg responded: “Wow. Even makes a Jewish parks director smile.” Ginsburg said there were no immediate plans to remove the monolith, and it could stay, at least for the time being.

“Looks like a great spot to get baked,” Ginsburg quipped like a true Californian. “We will leave it up until the cookie crumbles.” “We all deserve a little bit of magic right now,” he said.

“Looks like a great spot to get baked.” Oh, I see what he’s doing. The parks and rec department won’t have to take it down if a bunch of stoners get stoned and then eat it all up. Either that will happen or a bunch of healthies will get together and destroy it for being a tribute to carbs.

Pic: ABC7

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