Night Crumbs
While using a blade guard labeled “No Fucks To Give,” Princess Charlene of Monaco shaved off the side of her hair. That sound you hear is Duchess Kate hitting the floor after fainting over the thought of cutting her hair more than an inch let alone Skillrex-ing it. And Charlene is either fuck deficient or she’s planning a side gig as a cyberpunk DJ who only plays songs of the early-aughts. Or both! – Lainey Gossip
Heidi Klum’s 16-year-old daughter is one second into the modeling game and has already graced the cover of what I’m guessing is Vogue Germany’s nepotism issue – Celebitchy
The Whitney Houston Estate-approved Whitney Houston biopic (so don’t expect that doody bubble moment) has found its Whitney – The Hollywood Reporter
To think, we could’ve watched Britney Spears say, “They call me Ivanna, Ivanna Eet Cheetos,” to James Bond – OMG Blog
Hilary Duff wants you to see her sun-kissed crotch – Popoholic
A sequel of Night Court is in the works, but really, no Bull and no Roz, no care – SOW
Two things: Tyler Oakley now looks like a Portland-based gay erotic art painter who names all his houseplants, and he’s also taking a break from YouTube – Towleroad
The 2021 Sundance Film Festival lineup is out – Pajiba
Armie Hammer is probably getting with a…. wait for it… wait for it… Instagram model – Just Jared
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