Hot Slut Of The Day!

December 12, 2020 / Posted by:

This angry letter to tradesmen, which introduced me to the phrase “toilet virginity“!

The Sun just became a frontrunner at the next British Journalism Awards thanks to their latest piece of literary art about an Australian homeowner from the Sydney area of Sutherland Shire who lost her shit (POOP: punned obviously on purpose) over the tradesmen who were working in her home having the audacity to pop her brand new toilets’ cherries by taking a caca in them. And just when I thought that my dirty slut eyes have seen it ALL, and then some, they are touched with the words “virginity of our toilets.”

The note was sharted up onto the local Facebook group Everything Sutherland Shire, and the woman who wrote it was so proud of it that she posted it herself. The woman, who goes by Nadia on Facebook, claims that she rented a Porta Potty for the workers renovating her house and was livid to find that they tainted her innocent and pristine new toilets with their sloppy shits. And she let them know that not only did they disrespect her and her once-virgin toilets by ripping off the protective tape and breaking them in before she did, they didn’t even bother cleaning up the skid marked evidence.

Well, if Nadia really did leave that note for the tradesmen, my guess is that when they read “virginity of our toilets,” they shit themselves from laughing so hard instead of shitting in Nadia’s now-used toilets. So, mission accomplished! And I’m with Nada, honestly, because everyone knows that in the Bible, it clearly states that you should not take the virginity of a toilet unless you marry it first and it’s obvious that the tradesmen didn’t ask Nadia for her toilet’s hand in marriage. Just sinful!

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