Open Post: Hosted By The Wall-Jumping Pug Of Nashville

Most dogs, upon seeing their human leave the house, shift their mighty determination from “Hump mom’s leg and demand a neck rub even though she’s trying to sound respectable during her Zoom presentation” to “Bolt into the kitchen and steal any shit that isn’t nailed down.” Today we have before us a spring-loaded Pug from Nashville, Tennessee, who manages to break all the doggo rules and haul his enviably acrobatic butt out of the kitchen where he is penned, once mom steps outside and shuts the door.

Rising-star Pug’s mom, per ViralHog:

My dog was getting over his gate, so I set up a camera to see how. 

This masterfully quick and agile pup and his mom’s names are forever shrouded in mystery, but we have this clip as evidence of his Houdini-esque escape skills, which should inspire us all to drag our far less agile, lockdown asses out of the kitchen as we venture there for the seventeenth time in three hours to fetch more junk food to fuel our remote workday.

Pic: YouTube