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December 6, 2020 / Posted by:

Mondo Squeezers!

Nothing will ever top the diabetes-inducing squeeze deliciousness of Squeezeits (Rest In Forever Peace), but Mondo Squeezers tried it in the early-90s. And while I thought that along with Squeezeits, Mondo Squeezers (which sounds like the porn name of a beauty with gigantic chichis) was discontinued and buried in the squeeze drink cemetery, it was not. Mondo Squeezers is still alive, apparently!

Wikipedia says that drink and snacks company Jel Sert started selling Mondo Squeezers in 1991. It came out after Kool-Aid Bursts and Squeezits. Like those two, it’s a fruit drank that came in a plastic squeezable bottle. I don’t remember what its original flavors were, but the website says that its current roster of flavors includes Legendary Berry, Global Grape, Watermelon Wipeout, Outstanding Orange, and Chillin’ Cherry. And here’s a Mondo commercial from 1993. Warning: The jingle will make your ear holes overdose on the 90s:

Like I said above, Mondo is still around today. I’ve never seen it but you can still get it at some stores. I’d try to hunt some down, but my insides are already filled with enough preservatives and crap because of quarantine (let’s be real, my insides would still be filled with tons of preservatives and crap if we weren’t in quarantine). But then again, you can’t drink a Mondo without chewing the bottle top, and the chemicals that would seep into my body from chewing the bottle top might kill coronavirus.

Pic: Jel Sert

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