Hot Slut Of The Day!
My new favorite fashion influencer!
On October 23, the South Plains Wildlife Rehabilitation Center in Lubbock, TX got a new resident when someone dropped off a hairless bundle. Gail Barnes, the executive director of the wildlife rehab center, tells Today that at first she thought it was a hairless pussy, but then she got a closer look and realized it was actually an opossum. And when the vet checked out the opossum, who is a girl opossum, they discovered that she’s got alopecia. It’s a good thing she was brought in when she was because she wouldn’t have survived long in the cold without fur. Since she needs a little help with keeping warm, South Plains put out a call for clothes, and the call was received. And that’s how this fashion star was born!
The lil’ opossum, who doesn’t have a name yet, did suffer from hypothermia when she was brought in, but after they put her in an incubator and fed her well, she has recovered and has doubled her weight. Here she is SANS clothes, and you better not do her wrong by saying, “Michael, you disgusting piece of trash, stop sharing your dick pics with us!”
https://www.facebook.com/spwrc/photos/4452266168181929
Even out of clothes, she’s a fashion star with those built-in fingerless gloves. But she truly sets fire to a catwalk, without even stepping on a catwalk, when she models the looks provided to her by the humans who sweetly knitted her some sweaters. Behold, Kate Possum (get it, Kate Moss, Kate Possum, listen I’m still working on it) working the hell out of a red blanket while posing next to one of her custom-made sweaters:
And here’s Karlie Klossum killing it in the royal color of Prince:
And here’s Cara Delepossum working some Halloween couture:
Gail tells LADBible that they received sweaters from all over. And unfortunately, she won’t ever get to work her sweaters out in the wild because of her condition:
Gail said: “The public has knitted sweaters of all sizes to fit our new opossum.
Unfortunately, due to her alopecia – an autoimmune disease which causes hair loss – she will never be able to survive in the wild. However, the center intends to keep her in its care. Once a permit is secured, the bald opossum will at last get a name. Gail said: “She will never be able to be released and we plan to add her to our permit when she turns about six months. We want to make sure she is healthy.
It sucks that she doesn’t get to live in the wild, but that could be good news for us. I mean, none of us need to see a wild opossum looking better than us. Although, since my daily uniform is a stretched-out t-shirt and old sweats, that’s not hard to do.
Pic: Facebook/South Plains Wildlife Rehabilitation Center