After Publicly Endorsing Donald Trump For President, Lil Pump Didn’t Even Vote

November 15, 2020 / Posted by:

Even though Donald Trump got the illustrious endorsements of Kirstie Alley, Scott Baio, Johnny Rotten, Lil Wayne, Roseanne, Stephen Baldwin, and rapper Lil Pump (or “Lil Pimp” as Trump calls him), he lost, and kind of sort of admitted it in a tweet today. You would think that the dynamic duo of Pump ‘N Dump would win the election, but it didn’t and in more shocking news, Lil Pump didn’t even vote for Trump. I know, Lil Pump only joining the Trump Train for attention. We can never trust anyone ever again!

Lil Pump (government name: Gazzy Garcia) must have been laid up underneath a mountain of groupies because he was not one of the millions of people bum-rushing their local polling places in this year’s historic election. Of course, there has to be a good reason why he didn’t vote for his orange overlord after following Big Dump around during his final stretch of campaigning. And there is an explanation; this dude isn’t even registered to vote. According to The Smoking Gun we all should have just ignored his rant and waited for his career to be over (which is closer than you think) since he wasn’t going to vote anyway because HE CAN’T!

According to Florida state voter rolls, Garcia has never been registered to vote (he turned 18 in August 2018). Additionally, a supervisor with the Miami-Dade County Elections Department also reported that Garcia is not registered to vote. The official, Robert Rodriguez, said that the county’s voter registration records are up-to-date.

In another not-shocking twist, Lil Faux Pimp began all his titty shaking for Trump weeks after the mandatory Florida voter registration deadline of October 5. And that’s not all. Many of Lil Pump Ya Brakes’ Twitter followers have been rubbing his nose in President-elect Joe Biden’s victory. One follower even reminded Lil Pump of a time not too long ago when he actually had some damn common sense.

I’m not thoroughly convinced this is Lil Pump at all. I’m starting to think the true villain underneath the Lil Pump mask is none other than Melania Trump! Because honestly where the hell has she been? If she’s anything like the rest of the world she’s been drunk since last Saturday singing Ding Dong the Witch Is Dead while crying tears of joy.

Pic: Instagram

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