Phil Collins’ Ex-Wife Claims That He Didn’t Bathe For Months, Never Brushed His Teeth, And Is Impotent
The fight between Phil Collins and his ex-wife, Orianne Cevey, over his $33 million Miami Beach mansion has gotten messier, and specifically, it’s gotten stankier. TMZ says that Orianne has filed legal paperwork alleging that Phil Collins is Pig Pen’s English uncle because he didn’t brush his teeth or wash his ass for a year. But Phil has shot back at Orianne, saying she’s an exaggerating liar who’s extorting him for money through scandal.
69-year-old Phil and 46-year-old Orianne began fighting over his house in Florida where she’s been living with her new husband of the last two months, Thomas Bates. Phil has been trying to evict Orianne and Thomas from their home and told them they couldn’t stay there “One More Night.” Phil has accused her of barricading herself inside of the Miami house with armed guards. They’ve been in court fighting for “Another Day In Paradise” and have tried to come to a resolution “Against All Odds.” But it looks like that won’t be happening anytime soon.
Phil and Orianne got married in 1999 and divorced in 2008. They got back together in 2015, and according to Orianne’s filing, that’s when Phil convinced her to give up her stake in the home she shared with her then-husband, Charles Alami, and Phil promised her 50% of the Miami Beach mansion. But things went downhill and she claims in 2019 Phil became “a hermit” and “secluded himself.” The worst part? The smell.
According to Orianne, Phil never showered and stopped brushing his teeth for a full calendar year. 2019 through to 2020 Phil did not know a shower. Orianne probably said “I Wish It Would Rain Down” because at least that would have cleaned him a little. Honestly, this dude has so many songs I could do that all day. If Madonna ever has a divorce fight, I’m gonna go wild with her tracklist.
“Philips stench became so pervasive that he became a hermit, refusing to interact personally with any people. As a result, Orianne had no choice, but to distance herself from him.”
Orianne accused him of being “incapable of having sex,” becoming addicted to anti-depressants, and being emotionally and verbally abusive, via Page Six:
Cevey claimed in the court papers that in 2017, Collins started drinking heavily and popping prescription pills, alleging that he’d often “fall down from the combination of prescription medicines and excessive alcohol.”
The papers even say he has “collapsed on stage when performing because he was so impaired he could not stand up.”
She also claimed that by 2019, Collins “became increasingly depressed, withdrawn, abusive and following an operation on his back, increasingly addicted to antidepressants and painkillers.”
But Phil’s team is shooting that down…..mostly. Thy called Orianne’s comments “immaterial and impertinent” to their legal case and called them “extortion.”
“They are scandalous, scurrilous, unethical and, for the most part, patently false or grossly exaggerated. These false and scandalous allegations are again included only so that they can be delivered by defendants to the media to try to damage Phil Collins’ reputation in an effort to extort money.”
So let’s see, Phil wants Orianne to get out of the house he claims is 100% his and she fires back by getting extra messy and airing his (really) dirty laundry? I’m not a lawyer, but I don’t how it’s relevant that Phil allegedly is stinky and can’t get it up. I mean, if being a hermit who drinks too much and never showers is a reason to lose your house, then many people would lose their house during this quarantine.
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