September’s Hot Slut Of The Month Is….
As you know, September 22, 2020, was the 25th anniversary of my personal Jesus, Showgirls. And I said “as you know” because that day is an international holiday bigger than Christmas (Cristalmas?) and everyone got the day off to feast on a holy meal of Doggy Chow, chips, and Cristal before partaking in the ritual of nearly drowning while having coked-up pool fuck times with Kyle MacClachlan. On September 22, I paid tribute to the greatest contribution to humanity by making Nomi Malone’s iconic Ver-sayce dress HSOTD and now it’s September’s Hot Slut of the Month! Hey, it only took 15 years and dozens of HSOTMs later, but something Showgirls-related is finally in the running for Hot Slut of the Year.
Nomi’s Ver-sayce dress got 36.25% of the votes, barely beating the Pro-Mask Warrior Swan (35.68%). Taco Bell’s Mexican Pizza came in third with 15.01% of the votes and Wendy’s Newspaper Table got 13.05%.
Nomi’s Ver-sayce dress will now go on to the HSOTY semi-finals next year, which is approximately 756 years away.
Thanks to all who voted!
Pic: MGM