Night Crumbs
Adele is probably going to put out an album this year, and if it was any other year, I’d get a kayak to prepare for the flood of tears that millions will cry out while listening to it. But since it’s 2020, I’m expecting a full reggae album called 32, Mon – Lainey Gossip
Since every big new movie keeps pushing their release date to the end of never, Regal will probably close all of its theaters in the US and the UK until next year. Instead of closing up completely, they should make a few coins by renting out theaters to people who are getting sick of locking themselves in the bathroom, away from their family, to watch porn on their iPad in peace. Turn that shit into a giant fap-to-porn room for one. Although, the cleaning costs alone… – Celebitchy
In the stills for the second season of The Witcher, Henry Cavill is serving dirty gutter lace front, succulent leather chichis, and that belt that came with every dress at Dress Barn in the 90s – Pajiba
For a second there, I thought I was looking at Gucci’s latest collection (please, Gucci wishes) – OMG Blog
Megan Fox continues to show that she’s suffering from stage 10 dickmatization by lip-synching to her man’s song, and judging by the Tongue V she busts out, she really wants to eat his cooch? – Popoholic
Serena Williams is working a paper lantern lamp as a dress on the cover of Vogue – Greg In Hollywood
NOT GLOW!!!!! – Just Jared
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