Hot Slut Of The Day!
Potty Putter!
Nowadays, some people spend their time on the shit can, playing games on their phone, or wondering if the caca fumes wafting up into their nose holes is from their butt or from reading the news on Twitter, or swiping through Tinder (“I knew he was the one when I stared deep into his beautiful eyes on Tinder while taking a shit” – a future grandmother to her future grandchildren about their grandpa). But in the 90s, everyone (read: no one) made the most out of toilet time by working on our golf game. Yes, unlike Trump, who just golfs golfs, people in the 90s golfed while getting shit done. Literally.
There are a few poop-time putting greens, but they’re all a cheap knock-off of the original Potty Putter from the 90s. Potty Putter was a professional-grade (HA) putting green that wrapped around your toilet and allowed you to practice getting the ball into the hole as your butthole let out a ball of shit. And as this infomercial says, the Potty Putter turned you into a regular Tiger Woods and relaxed you enough so that you could poop with ease. Squatty Potty, WHO?!
Shit really gives a new meaning to “gag” gift. While I’m sure this is how all the greats train, it wouldn’t work for me since golf gives me the bores. How can I poop or putt when I keep falling asleep?!
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