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Vin Diesel’s new bop Feel Like I Do!
Over seven years ago, we were all swooned over by the haunting sound of Vin Diesel’s gentle nightingale voice as he serenaded us with the definitive version of Rihanna’s song Stay. From 2013 until now, Rihanna has only released one album. Coincidence? I think not! RiRi was left so shook by Vin Diesel outdoing her that it has kept her away from the music industry. Well, Navy, you’re going to have to wait another million years for RiRi’s next album, because she’s going to stay away now that her biggest pop rival Vin Diesel has crooned again. On today’s episode of The Kelly Clarkson Show, Vin’s latest contribution to the music world, Feel Like I Do, was played, and her audience all lazily sat-danced and head-bopped to it in front of their webcams. It’s the most bizarre and disturbing Black Mirror episode yet.
Here’s a clip of the extremely disrespectful Kelly Clarkson Show audience, softly bopping when they should be twirling and twerking on a geyser of crotch cream. Have some respect for the new King of EDM Pop!
🪐Members of the Kelly Clarkson Show’s virtual audience dancing to Vin Diesel’s new song💫 pic.twitter.com/ux9C3XpF79
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Feel Like I Do (or as haters [Rihanna} call it, Feel Like A Doo-Doo) was produced by Kygo and written by Petey Martin. Vin also talked about the future Grammy-winning song and at least one good thing has come out of the coronavirus quarantine. Since Vin hasn’t been shooting movies, he’s had time to create a gift for your ears, via Rolling Stone:
Diesel debuted “Feel Like I Do” on The Kelly Clarkson Show, where he also shared a brief video message about how the song came about: “On a year that I would normally be on a movie set — and as you know that’s not possible — I’ve had another creative outlet,” he said. “Another way to show you, or share with you, my heart.”
Here’s the song, and the music sort of sounds like something that would play during a mass at a New Christian Church (which is fitting since this is music from the heavens). And I know I brought Rihanna into it, but I really should’ve brought Ariana Grande into it instead. Because Vin out-mumbles Ariana by sounding like a walrus warbling in front of a fan with marbles in his mouth:
There’s always talk bout how pop music is dying, but pop music has arisen AND HOW thanks to the mighty defibrillator pad that is Feel Like I Do!
Pic: Twitter