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Whitman Deluxe Bingo Set!
Because I was a chain-smoking 77-year-old grandma named Edna trapped in the body of an 8-year-old gay boy, I asked my mom for a Bingo game set one year for Christmas and I got the Whitman Deluxe Bingo Set complete with that iconic yellow and orange dispenser which could double as a Barbie stool. It was my prized possession! “Oh yeah, I was a real prized possession,” said my Whitman Deluxe Bingo set while collecting dust in a Goodwill bin somewhere.
Whitman was a board game maker from the olden times and it was bought by Mattel in 1979 and was eventually phased out completely. But before they were thrown into a shallow grave in the board game company graveyard, they owned the at-home bingo game.
Their bingo set came with the cards, the plastic call numbers, the markers and the magical yellow and orange dispenser. The standard bingo cage was replaced with a plastic dispenser that spit out the call number when you twisted it. It was the epitome of next level technology!
As a forever member of Forever Alone, I mostly played against myself, but sometimes my sister or a friend took pity on me and played. It brought me hours upon hours of entertainment, but honestly it should’ve came with a pack of Parliaments, a can of Busch beer, and a bunch of “lucky charms” to truly capture the essence of bingo.
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