August’s Hot Sluts Of The Month Are….

September 16, 2020 / Posted by:

Not only are Electra and Viola, the lesbian supermom penguins of Spain (which sounds like my favorite Marvel movie that never was), frontrunners for Mothers of the Year (although, any mom who doesn’t drop her kid off at Miss Hannigan’s doorstep after their fifth tantrum of the day deserves Mother of the Fucking Year), but they are also our reigning Hot Sluts of the Month!

Electra and Viola, who live in Spain’s Oceanogràfic Valencia aquarium, gave us a tiny sprinkle of sweetness on the butt foam and dick pus sundae that is 2020 when they were given an egg to incubate and out hatched their chick child. They warmed the frostbitten dead hearts of the internet, including all of you who voted for them for HSOTM. They got 44% of the votes, beating The Crocs-Snatching Fox Of Berlin (37%), who clearly didn’t snatch enough votes for the win, Just Magical Marshmallows (10%), and Kudos (9%).

Electra and Viola will compete for Hot Slut of 2020 next year. Thanks to all who voted!

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