Hot Slut Of The Day!

September 15, 2020 / Posted by: Michael K

The wheel condoms on Wheel of Fortune!

Wheel of Fortune’s 38th season started up last night, and they delivered the first episodes since the coronavirus quarantine forced the wheel to stop spinning. They didn’t have to make that many changes since Vanna White has been social distancing centuries before social distancing became an important thing, and many contestants have already been staying their asses away from Pat Sajak out of fear that the dead beaver on his head will come alive and wreak havoc as revenge for having to spend eternity on Pat Sajak’s dome (yes, I am a Pat Sajak Toupee Truther). But Wheel of Fortune did make some changes in the era of COVID-19 like giving contestants wheel condoms!

Good Morning America says that the Wheel of Fortune set has been slightly changed to keep at least six feet between the contestants and Pat, and everyone is getting tested regularly. They also gave each contestant their own wheel condom, which looks less like a condom, and more like an empty white water snake to me. But still, Wheel of Fortune’s new wheel condoms supposedly protect contestants from potentially getting their paws covered with the disgusting corona cruds.

Thanks to those COVID-blocking wheel sleeves, the wheel prods now look like tiny, uncircumcised pencil dicks to me, and they didn’t before, which caused me to be disappointed in my dick-obsessed brain, because I could look at a half-eaten Nilla wafer and say, “That looks like a dick!,” as the eater of that half-eaten Nilla wafer gobbles it up fast in fear that I’m going to fuck it. And since contestants are using wheel condoms now, does that mean that before, they were all bareback wheel spinners? Yeah, but I praise Wheel of Fortune for now promoting safe spinning! And it’s a good thing that I’m way too stupid for Wheel of Fortune, because I really wouldn’t want to get escorted off the set by security after trying to put the wheel condom on the wheel dick with my mouth.

Pic: ABC

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