Yep, that sounds about right. Roaring fires decimating thousands of acres of land, a global pandemic showing little to no sign of slowing down, and Trump continuing to Trump. Why not just add flying toilets to complete the shit trifecta that is 2020? At this point, could you really expect anything less? Literal flying shit…I mean, honestly, what took you so long, 2020?
It was hella windy in Albuquerque on Tuesday, because a portable shitter was captured traveling down a busy intersection at Central Avenue, along Route 66, as curious, though likely unsurprised, motorists looked on in disgust/amazement/indifference. Clips of the capture have already gone viral, with some people on social media remixing the original video to feature the song “Dust in the Wind” in the background. As of yet, nobody has doctored the video so that it includes “Hail to the Chief“, which would also work.
HuffPo added an all-important note to this riveting story: “it was unclear if anyone was inside”. No, instead, we were all outside catching a glimpse of our terrifying future. But thanks for asking.