Hot Slut Of The Day!
The pro-mask warrior swan!
Swans have a reputation for being the Naomi Campbells of the bird world (gorgeous and deadly) and those certified throbbing assholes of beauty would beak a trick in the face just for the fun of it. So one woman got off really easy when she ignored social distancing and mask rules in front of a swan who obviously doesn’t appreciate some stranger getting all up in its face during a damn pandemic! Leave it to the swans to check a human for not knowing how to wear a mask.
There’s not much to this video and it’s not known where this went down. But one brave and bold woman decided to lean across some kind of little rushing river to get into the face of a swan. Pandemic aside, you do not get in the face of a swan unless you really don’t like having eyeballs in your head anymore. The woman in this video didn’t get that memo and when she got up close and too personal with a swan while not covering her germ-spewing face holes, the swan was gracious enough to show her the correct way to wear a mask. Bow down to this pro-mask warrior!
Even the birds are fed up with y’all not wearing y’all masks 💀 pic.twitter.com/m1pCZpo2gj
— Young Simba (@Mufaa6) September 11, 2020
Okay, this was probably on accident and the swan was really going for the throat, but still. We need a swan at the front door of every store in America because they aren’t afraid to show a maskless mess what’s fucking what.
Pic: Twitter