If someone asked you to try their “WAP drink”, you’d probably assume they wanted you to chug their, uh… hmmm, how do I put this delicately in case my mother reads this post… their pussy juices. An authentic WAP beverage, wrung straight from a bucket and a mop. But a Starbucks in Philadelphia begs to differ. Their WAP drink is white mocha, almond milk, and pumpkin spice. So a whole lotta white, creamy liquid infused with espresso and pumpkin flavor. OK, sure! Happy autumn!
Hopefully, the underpaid barista who came up with the acronym doesn’t get fired for such creative genius. In fact, Starbucks headquarters should personally thank them for improving their damaged reputation. And for angering the Conservative Karens of America:
Can’t believe @Starbucks wouldn’t find this offensive and as most normal, decent folks would if they knew what WAP actually stood for. Continued degradation of societies morals!
— TheEndIsNear (@immrnicegy) September 8, 2020
Yep- posted by the same damn hypocrites that are offended by Christmas cups! Go f-Ing figure. 🤦♀️Vulgar POS and cannot believe it was allowed in this day of political correctness. The moral compass of some in this country is BROKEN!
— idigiggys (@idigiggys) September 9, 2020
Now, this may come as a surprise, but all three of those scandalized Twitter users are Trump supporters. I KNOW, I too was flabbergasted by this shocking revelation. Make America’s Pussies Dry Again!
If you live in Philadelphia and want to try the WAP (or a MAGA-type who wants to scream at the baristas), you can head to the Starbucks near 10th and Market. And while you’re there, don’t forget to pick up some DAP (Dry Ass Pastries).