Open Post: Hosted By A Philadelphia Starbucks’ WAP Drink

September 11, 2020 / Posted by:

If someone asked you to try their “WAP drink”, you’d probably assume they wanted you to chug their, uh… hmmm, how do I put this delicately in case my mother reads this post… their pussy juices. An authentic WAP beverage, wrung straight from a bucket and a mop. But a Starbucks in Philadelphia begs to differ. Their WAP drink is white mocha, almond milk, and pumpkin spice. So a whole lotta white, creamy liquid infused with espresso and pumpkin flavor. OK, sure! Happy autumn!

Hopefully, the underpaid barista who came up with the acronym doesn’t get fired for such creative genius. In fact, Starbucks headquarters should personally thank them for improving their damaged reputation. And for angering the Conservative Karens of America:

Now, this may come as a surprise, but all three of those scandalized Twitter users are Trump supporters. I KNOW, I too was flabbergasted by this shocking revelation. Make America’s Pussies Dry Again!

If you live in Philadelphia and want to try the WAP (or a MAGA-type who wants to scream at the baristas), you can head to the Starbucks near 10th and Market. And while you’re there, don’t forget to pick up some DAP (Dry Ass Pastries).

Pic: Twitter

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