Miley Cyrus has had numerous break-ups recently. Miley and her partner of over a decade, Liam Hemsworth, ended their marriage after less than a year. Then she hopped onto Kaitlynn Carter for a Basic Girl Summer. Followed by a break up with Kaitlynn and a new romance with her longtime friend, Cody Simpson. They also called it quits ten months later.
Well, Miley is really leaning into her free-wheeling, woman of desire persona, because she’s already warning her “future ex-husband” to watch out. While appearing on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon last night, Miley let the world know she’s a Maneater, so lock up the men as divorce lawyers cheer, because Miley’s coming for her next divorce.
E! News says that before Miley growled out a cover of Hall & Oates’ Maneater, Miley declared herself a devourer of dicks while talking to Jimmy Fallon and threw out a preemptive “I warned your ass” to any man who decides to marry her. I thought you were done with marriage, Miley?! WHICH IS IT?!
“So Maneater I think it’s very important to be transparent. So, I’m freshly single. So anyone watching that’s my future ex-husband, just know I told you… Just wear it all out in the open. There’s no skeletons in the closet. I warned you first.”
Here’s Miley and her mullet spitting out Maneater while carrying a pocketbook, which will soon be filled with the parts of all the men she’s going to chew up and spit out, I guess.
Miley also talked about using a small sample of Edge Of Seventeen in her new song Midnight Sky. She wrote to Stevie Nicks to ask if she could use it, sending her the track ahead of time and Stevie was all for it.
“I have the coolest letter ever from Stevie, too. I sent her the song and I said, “You know, I have an alternate melody if you don’t want me to kind of, like, pay tribute to you and your greatness and how much you’ve inspired me.” And she said, “You can borrow from me anytime.”“
A close relationship with the Stevie Nicks? Miley truly has her estrogen-filled powers firing on all cylinders–even with that mullet. For Miley’s next display of womanly strength, she will tear off a man’s head with her teeth after mating like a praying mantis.
And here’s a Studio 54-ied Wendy O’Cyrus doing her song Midnight Sky: