45-year-old Angelina Jolie is apparently big-mad about 56-year-old Brad Pitt bringing his new 27-year-old model piece to their chateau in France. Brad is rumored to be seeing married German model, Nicole Poturalski, and took her on vacay to their multi-million-dollar vineyard estate, Chateau Miraval on what would have been his and Angelina’s wedding anniversary. And it’s the chateau where he and Angie got married in front of their kids. While she didn’t remember that their divorce judge is also the one who married them, Angie definitely remembers where their wedding was held because she’s pissed!
Brad and Nicole have reportedly been casually seeing each other since late last year, and when he took her to Chateau Miraval late last month, he apparently didn’t give a shit if he pissed Angelina off with that move. And that’s good, because according to a source who talked to The Mirror, she’s livid:
“Angie is furious and utterly stunned Brad could stoop this low… She was highly hopeful they could dial down the intensity after a terrible summer of fighting, but now that’s totally off the table… It grosses her out that he’s cavorting around Europe so publicly with this girl, instead of keeping a private and dignified lid on his love life… The fact he’s apparently taken them to her marital home is just beyond tacky and inappropriate, however Brad wants to cut it… This will make it even harder for them to see eye-to-eye about anything and has taken them to a whole new low that nobody imagined possible.”
The “source” added that Brad feels like Demon Bitch Angie has made their neverending divorce hell for him and wants to make his life a living hell until the end of time:
“The way Brad sees it, she’s made his life hell for years by blocking so many of his basic requests and his efforts to be fair and cordial… He’s always said he’ll stand up to her for what’s right, but she wants everything on her own terms… They’ve each spent an absolute fortune, hundreds of thousands if not millions at this point, on legal fees fighting each other and filing motions back and forth. Basically, they’re two extremely proud and stubborn people who have a strong point of view and won’t back down. It’s just a crying shame those poor children are stuck in the middle of it all.”
Brad feels like Angie basically gave him a life sentence for being a bad husband. But he’s sober now and wants to move on with his life in peace… The way he sees it, she won’t let him and will punish him in any way she can from now into eternity.”
And as for Brad’s thing with Nicole:
“He’s enjoyed some discreet dates and is having a lot of fun with Nicole. Does a part of him enjoy upsetting Angie? He’d never admit that, but it must do, or why else would he rub her face in it by essentially parading her around Europe?”
The source, who is definitely wearing a Team Brad shirt, also claimed that Angie’s been tipping off the paparazzi whenever she goes out with the kids to show how she’s a good mother and Brad’s a loser. Hey, she tried it once before!
“The paps have been gossiping that they knew about her arrival and that she did it to send Brad – as well as the world – a very clear message. She hates any perception she may be losing to him in any way shape or form, and wants everyone to believe that she’s not bothered by his immature behaviour… But everyone knows she’s privately furious beyond belief and that this is just another sad chapter in their never-ending battle… It looks like they’ll fight it out for years to come, barring some type of miracle or dramatic change of heart.”
And the source doesn’t think that Angelina will get herself a piece anytime soon and will really bring the rage now that Brad has gone public with Nicole:
“Her whole world revolves around those kids, plus she’s extremely busy with work and doesn’t really have time for romance… She hasn’t ruled out meeting someone special down the line, and there have been one or two flirtations. But they haven’t really gone anywhere… It goes without saying she’d have preferred Brad to have waited until the divorce terms were final before he went public with this new romance… If things were ugly before he stepped out with Nicole, they’re on a whole new level now.”
In retribution for all this, I guess Angelina will have no choice but to use her wicked magic to summon a dragon and burn down the chateau so that neither of them can bring a lover there ever again! Luckily she’s done that before and by now has perfected the process.