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September 4, 2020 / Posted by:

Chico the Crooning Parrot!

Today is Beyoncé’s birthday, which the Beyhive consider an international holy day where they put on their official Beyligious habit (read: shit they bought from Ivy Park), fill their ears with Beymns (read: every single Beyoncé song ever recorded), and sing along as they pray to their Beysus candles. But as the Beyhive celebrates Beymas, Beyoncé herself is probably instructing her chefs to come up with some recipes for parrot meat, because well, there’s a parrot in England who is showing her up!

Chico the parrot lives at Lincolnshire Wildlife Park in the village of Friskney in f Lincolnshire, England, and the powers-that-be of the park should start charging $500 a ticket because Chico delivers a Beyoncé concert and more! Chico’s last human must’ve been a member of The Hive, because a rep for the Lincolnshire Wildlife Park tells Boston Standard that they taught him to sing If I Were A Boy. But they also taught him how to sing Lady Gaga’s Poker Face and Katy Perry’s Firework. So yeah, IT. IS. OVER. for Beyoncé, Gaga, and Katy Perry!

Sit back and allow Chicoyoncé to serenade you with the beautiful musical notes twirling out of him as he does Beyoncé better than Beyoncé ever could!

And here’s another clip where Chicoyoncé riffs a little, which would make every singing reality show judge shut down the show since no other contestant could ever top this:

The park’s chief executive Steve Nichols praised Chicoyoncé for being the STAH that he is:

“Chico is a wonderful little yellow crowned Amazon parrot that gets on with both people and birds here at the sanctuary. He has resided here for a little over 18 months and without doubt he’s one of the star attractions. Only being nine-years-old means he has many years of entertaining in front of him and who knows, Simon Cowell may have started X Factor for animals by then!”

Oh please, Chicoyoncé doesn’t need Simon Cowell! Bitch has already made it! But I’m sure that when Chicoyoncé’s eventual world tour sells out, he’ll be gracious enough to comp Simon a ticket in the cheap seats. Just like he’ll be gracious enough to let Beyoncé, Lady Gaga, and Katy Perry open for him, or at least sing back-up. But then again, they’d probably decline that offer since they know they’d be booed off stage from trying to sing on the same stage as the brilliant Chico!

Pic: Instagram

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