Afternoon Crumbs

September 4, 2020 / Posted by:

The Troop Beverly Hills sequel, which has been talked about for a cookie time minute, seems to be actually happening because Oran Zegman has been hired to direct. They’re calling this a “sequel” and not a “reboot” (which is Hollywood talk for “we’re going to butcher the every-loving last fuck out of it“), so here’s hoping that Hollywood does the right thing for once by bringing back Shelley Long. And if they pull some blasphemous shit like replace Shelley with Anna Faris (see: below), we’ll sue Hollywood for killing our childhoods for once and for all. And yes, we’ll show up to court late because we were busy describing fall fashions to the blind – Variety

Anna Faris has said goodbye to a giant check by leaving Mom right before the eighth season starts shooting and the reason she gave is that she wants to “pursue other opportunities.” Um, this is weird since I thought the whole point of the show was the relationship between a daughter (Anna) and a mom (Allison Janney), but I hope Anna’s new “opportunities” don’t include throat-chopping my childhood by ruining another 80s masterpiece – SOW

Jennifer Garner, I mean, “a source”, wants you to know that the robot burger CEO humped her back to happiness but she just wasn’t ready to make him a permanent pap stroll partner – Celebitchy

Rose McGowan threw out a “fuck him” after Alexander Payne denied that he groomed and sexually assaulted her when she was 15 – The A.V. Club

Olivia Munn needs to stop airing out her pits on Instagram and clean up that dirty ass chalkboard behind her!! – Popoholic

Michael Rapaport continues to be the poster mess for: Motherfucker, Nobody Asked You – Pajiba

Pic: Columbia Pictures


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