In June, many wondered if Netflix’s You was actually a docu-series when 40-year-old Chris D’Elia, who “played” a child-touching stand-up comedian, was accused of being a child-preying stand-up comedian, and so many threw, “Err, should we check your basement?” eyes at Penn Badgley. Several accusations came out about how Chris groomed underage girls and stole material from Louis C.K. by showing his dick to someone who definitely didn’t want to see his dick. And now, more women tell CNN that MOMO’s creepy uncle terrorized them with his uninvited dick, and Chris has pretty much accused all of them of lying because he is nothing but a gentleman who only has consensual experiences with women. Cut to even his jack-in-the-box dick side-eyeing that.
After many came forward in June, saying that Chris hit them up through social media when they were underage and flirted with them and/or tried to get nudes from them, he was dropped by his agents and Netflix replaced him with Tig Notaro in a movie. Whitney Cummings, who co-starred with Chris on her show Whitney, also threw her support for the accusers. The alleged Epstein-On-A-Budget tried to do some damage control by claiming that some of his accusers lied to him about their age and no relationship he’s had has been PedoBear-approved. And now he’s been hit with more accusations, and while none of the women claim he preyed on them when they were underage, they all say that he’s the human version of a flasher’s trench coat.
Actress Megan Drust tells CNN that she was an acquaintance of Chris’ and had marked him as a safe person to be alone around, so when he asked her for a ride home after they both had dinner with a mutual friend in L.A. in 2011, she said “sure.” Megan was 26 at the time. Shortly after they got to her car, he started flirting with her, which was strange to her, because it came out of nowhere. Megan alleges that Chris then unzipped his pants, and asked her to touch him, and when she said no, he started to jack off. She jumped out of the car, but that didn’t stop Chris, and he kept on, kept on.
“I get out and I have the door open and I walk out into the street and I’m saying, ‘Why are you doing this?’ And I remember saying, ‘You’re defiling my car.’ I didn’t want to make him mad or upset because you’re in survival mode, you know?,” she said. “He climaxed in his pants and then he zipped everything up and I said, ‘What’s wrong with you?'”
She said D’Elia got out of her car but continued to make her uneasy. “I got back into my car, he shut the door and kind of just stood towards the hood and looked at me without saying anything and then just walked away.”
Megan cried all the way home and later told two friends about what happened. Those two friends confirmed that to CNN. A few months later, Megan was at a restaurant when Chris came up behind her and whispered “you” into her ear. That is the creepiest promo for You I’ve ever heard, and You didn’t come out until years later.
Another woman, who wanted to be anonymous, tells CNN that she was a manager at the Kimpton Schofield Hotel in Cleveland, Ohio. Chris stayed there in March 2018 while in town for a show. At around midnight one night, the woman, who was 24 at the time, got a front desk call from Chris who claimed his room’s A/C was broken. The hotel’s electrician was off-duty so she went up to check on the A/C herself. After she knocked on his door, he answered while completely naked, which annoyed her, so she turned around and walked off. He called again about his A/C, and she told him that an electrician will look at it in the morning, and hung up. She reported the incident to her manager who she claims shrugged it off like it was no big deal and happened all the time. She later found out that Chris was famous and she didn’t push further because she didn’t want to lose her job. The Kimpton Hotel Group claimed that no incident was reported by staff or guests around that time and they take misconduct allegations seriously.
Laura Vitarelli tells CNN that she met Chris at one of his shows at Levity Live in West Nyack, New York in 2015. She was 19 at the time. Chris took pictures with Laura and her friend after the show and then invited them both to a party. Unbeknownst to Laura and her friend, the party was at Chris’ hotel and it wasn’t a party. They walked in on the sad sight of Chris watching Cops while eating shrimp scampi and nobody else was in the room. It was just the three of them. After Chris got them drinks, he groped them, and when they got up to leave, he pulled out his dick, and so they left as fast as they could. Laura’s friend co-signed her claims to CNN.
Bill Dawes, a comedian who toured with Chris, also tells CNN that Chris was very proud of his body and regularly flashed himself in front of male and female comedians as a joke. One female comedian, who also asked to not be named, says that Chris never flashed her but she heard stories and when #MeToo first started, many in the community asked, “What about Chris D’Elia?“
In a statement to E! News
, Chris’ lawyer denied it all:
“D’Elia denies these allegations and emphatically states that he has never engaged in any sexual conduct with any woman without her consent.”
So it seems like Chris allegedly gets off on making women uncomfortable and fearful, but the fuck with that “answer the hotel room door while naked” shit?! Did he want the manager to run away or was he expecting her to rip off her uniform, revealing latex and lace lingerie underneath, before cooing, “Let’s go, daddy!” Bitch, Brazzers ain’t real life.
And if you’re wondering just how shitty Chris D’Elia name is in Hollywood and beyond, Joe Rogan’s podcast dumped his episode
after moving to Spotify. Even Joe Rogan’s podcast is saying, “I don’t know her,”
about Chris D’Elia.