Andy Cohen decided to “piss off” his bestie Anderson Cooper. No, he didn’t crank call him while Anderson was in the middle of an interview with, like, Christiane Amanpour live from the streets of the Belarus protests. He posted a shirtless picture of Anderson to his Instagram. I never! How dare he! As the world is fully aware and has never suggested otherwise. Nothing upsets a hot-bodied dude more than a thirst trap!
Yesterday, 52-year-old Andy decided to troll (was it?) his best friend Anderson by delivering us not one but two pictures of a nipples-out Anderson Cooper. Why did he show us this hot 53-year-old DILF journalist’s Grindr profile pics? He was “bored” while his one-year-old son, Ben Allen, took a nap and he wanted to “piss off” Anderson.
This? This would piss him off? Andy got onto his Instagram stories and revealed that the mission was a success and Anderson was not amused: (via People)
“Anderson is so pissed at me you guys. But listen, I’m just sitting here, bored under a blanket…. All that’s here is Ben’s little drum set. Ben is sleeping, and I’m bored, so what else am I supposed to do?… Maybe I’ll do an Instagram live later, I don’t know. I got Ben and Housewives cuts to watch–that’s what’s going on here. …And maybe I’ll post more shirtless pictures of Anderson?”
Yeah, Anderson definitely had reason to be mad, people commented things like:
“Omg. Anderson is so hot!!!!”
“#SilverFox for real!”
“He looks amazing Brains and Beauty and a Dad.”
Wow, this is abusive commentary! Honestly, I wish hot gay guys would just be open about their thirst traps because no one believes this tap dance–it’s just for you. I’m just curious why Andy was so bored he felt the need to do this. If you ask Danielle Staub, she’d say his Grindr trick carrying the party favors hadn’t shown up yet.