Archives: September 2020
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The look IS Jodie Comer’s “Princess Leia gone to the Renaissance faire” side braids, which is for the same movie where Matt Damon works a mullet that makes him look like Joe Exotic’s blander cousin Joe Local – Lainey Gossip
“He can be a farmer with that tan,” said Amber from Clueless about Panty Creamer Hall of Famer Alexander Skarsgard – Celebitchy
Kevin Hart and his wife Eniko Hart welcomed their second child (and his fourth) Kaori Mai Hart. I think they’re going for “Carry My Heart.” Well, in a few months, Kaori will be able to physically carry Kevin Hart – SOW
Armie Hammer Showed Of His Bootleg Biker Stache And Talked About Splitting From Elizabeth Chambers
When we last left Armie Hammer, he was getting with Josh Lucas’ ex-wife Jessica Ciencen Henriquez after possibly getting with Rumer Willis. And between humping his way through the brown-headed chicks of Hollywood, Armie has gotten all butch bitch by helping his friend renovate an old motel near Joshua Tree in the California desert. And to promote Rebecca and Death On The Nile, Armie did a photoshoot (co-starring his horseshoe pubestach) for British GQ and he also talks to them about quarantining in the Cayman Islands, his split from his wife of 10 years, Elizabeth Chambers, and his “suburban Floridian dad after watching ten minutes of Tiger King” look.
Sacha Baron Cohen Secretly Shot A “Borat” Sequel Which Will Premiere Next Month
If last night’s presidential debates proved anything (other than that we’re all fucking doomed), it’s that we are definitely living in a post-Borat society with a sitting president who is 100% certified un-gotchable. People are just out here saying the inside stuff out loud anyway, no need for Sacha Baron Cohen to trick them into it. However, according to Deadline, SBC has been covertly filming a sequel to his 2006 film Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, which will premiere on Amazon Prime sometime in late October. SBC hustled to get the movie done before the election, and used last night’s debate as a PR stunt, tweeting a video from an account purporting to belong to the government of Kazakhstan, praising Donald Trump. Trump has not yet retweeted it as of this writing.
Open Post: Hosted By Fireball Holiday Nog
Fireball Whisky has a new product for people to consume during the coming Holiday season which will no doubt be fraught with emotions over the plethora of 2020’s fuckery. Although there’s a catch, it doesn’t have whisky in it! That cruel fuck 2020 would offer up some Fireball nog without a drop of booze in it.
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Zendaya Might Play Ronnie Spector In An Upcoming Biopic
A long, long time ago it was rumored that Zendaya would play Aaliyah in a Lifetime biopic. That of course never happened, but that clearly didn’t kill Zendaya’s dreams of slipping into some throwback wardrobe choices to do her best vocal impression of a Black music industry icon. And it would appear fate stepped in to present Zendaya with a really good biopic project (sorry Lifetime). Because Deadline is saying that Zendaya is in talks to play Ronnie Spector in a movie about Ronnie’s biopic-worthy life.
People Think Tracee Ellis Ross And Harry Styles Might Be, You Know
Lots of folks are bored and horny these days (in between bouts of despondency and despair) so it makes sense that a favorite pastime of the internet right now is playing a fevered game of Are They? What else are you supposed to do if all you’ve got is vivid imagination and your own two hands to get you off. So when two unique and stylish bundles of fun like Tracee Ellis Ross and Harry Styles have been “spotted” together, as reported to the celebrity gossip tipline @deuxmoi on Instagram, horny hos are gonna take notice. Rumors of a Harrcee union come two years after 26-year-old Harry broke up with Victoria’s Secret model Camille Rowe. Add the fact that 47-year-old Tracee is notoriously private, citing having grown up “in a very public family” (her sister-in-law is the one and only Ashlee Simpson!), and you’re off to the races!