The Black Eyed Peas’ lit up dicks from last night’s MTV VMAs!
Minds were BOGGLED during last night’s socially distanced MTV VMAs last night from the highly-advanced technological wonders they threw down on us including the CGI-made fake audience and the green screen action which made the stage look like a video game from 1995. And minds were BOGGLED at the very end of the show when Black Eyed Peas came out and we all asked, “Um, is this the 2020 VMAs or the 2005 VMAs?” But I, for one, am happy that they performed and only because they brought out the glowstick party in their pants.
The Black Eyed Peas closed the VMAs (again, the 2020 VMAs) with Vida Loca (which features Nicky Jam and Tyga) and 2009’s annoying earworm from HELL, I Gotta Feeling. And not long into their performance, the crotch thrusting started and then apl.de.ap, will.i.am, and Taboo all got a case of the crotch glows. Their peen area lit up they just jizzed out a load of fireflies. Fergie and BEP broke up years ago, so maybe that glowing spot on their crotches was their way of paying tribute to Fergie’s iconic piss spot on her crotch?
BEP replaced Fergie with J. Rey Soul, and sadly for her, she didn’t get to shove a bunch of Christmas lights down her shorts. So only the dudes got to fuck the air with their Gloworm dicks.
And because you want to see a close-up of the man crotches of BEP giving you a remix of You Light Up My Life called You Light Up My Dick, here you go:
I know, up-close, it doesn’t really look like a flashlight peen. It looks more like a string of anal beads made by GE, and that gives a new meaning to “light that ass up.” Who knows why they gave themselves The Flash crotch, but it actually made me peep at baby wipes’ lover will.i.am’s dick for the first time in history.