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August 14, 2020 / Posted by:

The drone-destroying bald eagle!

With drones being used more and more these days, they’re taking up prime flying space in the skies, but the eagles of the world are fighting back. The Steve Miller Band doesn’t have to worry about changing their song Fly Like An Eagle to Fly Like A Drone because in the war between eagles and drones, the eagles have won a battle thanks to one eagle taking down a drone over Lake Michigan. The picture above is not of the eagle who fucked up a drone, but I’m sure the eagle in that picture would use its wings to slow clap for the hero eagle who fought against technology.

According to CBS News, Michigan’s Department of Environment, Great Lakes and Energy, known as EGLE, reported that late last month, an eagle Crisco’d up its face, put razors in its hair, and put every chunky ring it owns on its claws before tussling with one of their drones. The $950 drone had no chance and ended up in Lake Michigan. EGLE’s Hunter King was operating the drone when the eagle flew in and tore off its propeller, which caused it to plummet 162 feet to its death.

The “brazen” eagle versus EGLE clash took place while environmental quality analyst and drone pilot Hunter King was mapping erosion along the shoreline. The data is being used to help communities cope with rising water levels.

When King faced poor satellite reception, he pressed the “Go Home” button, recalling the drone back to him. But as it made its way home, it began “twirling furiously” during its tussle with the eagle.

“It was like a really bad rollercoaster ride,” said King.

Hunter looked up in the sky for the drone but it was nowhere to be found and the uninjured eagle was flying off like, “That’s what I thought, bitch!

With help from a couple, who witnessed the eagle messing that drone up, Hunter looked for the drone but couldn’t find it. A few days later, a search team found it offshore in four feet of water.

EGLE is thinking about redesigning their drones to avoid future attacks from eagles. And in some “Really, trick?” news, they asked the Department of Natural Resources to punish the eagle:

EGLE asked the state’s Department of Natural Resources to reprimand the eagle in some way, but the agency said it has no authority to issue a citation to individual, non-human wildlife.

“Unfortunately, there’s nothing we can do,” a spokesman for the department said. “Nature is a cruel and unforgiving mistress.”

The audacity! They trespassed in that eagle’s home and got what’s coming to them and yet they want to punish the eagle?! And what’s with that stupid “nature is a cruel and unforgiviing mistress” crap?! First of all, how do they know that eagle is someone’s side piece? They don’t know its life! Second of all, if I went over to some kid’s house to beat him up and got my ass beat instead, my mom would say, “Well, you shouldn’t have gone over there in the first place,” if I came crying to her.

Pic: Wenn.com

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