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Meanwhile in Los Angeles, Steve-O risked getting a face full of bird shit by duct-taping his almost naked body (he was wearing chonies) to a billboard to promote his comedy special and he was later taken down by the fire department after saying it was important for him to not waste city resources on this stunt. I was also going to ask if paramedics were there to revive his passed-out nipples after that duct tape was pulled off but I’m sure his nipples died two thousand stunts ago   – CBS Los Angeles

As Instagram trickled out a sad tear of loneliness since it used to be the IT place for celebrities to announce their pregnancies, Chrissy Teigen revealed in a music video that she’s pregnant with her and John Legend’s third kid – People

Matt Damon brought his surfer chichis out in Malibu – Lainey Gossip 

Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber wants to save the THEE-TURR so he’s volunteered to be a guinea pig for a COVID-19 vaccine trial. And just like that, Patti LuPone stopped hating ALW for a second. ….. Okay, second’s up, she hates him again – CNN

Stephenie Meyer has threatened to shit out two more Twilight books – Pajiba

I guess this is People Magazine’s TEEFS issue – Celebitchy

Ed Sheeran is going to be somebody’s father – SOW

Drake Bell denies that he abused his ex-girlfriend Melissa Lingafelt – Just Jared

The remix of Dua Lipa’s Levitating featuring Missy Elliott and Madonna is out, and never mind that it sounds like an Armani Exchange dressing room song from 2001, Madonna’s voice has been auto-tuned to new levels of WHO IS THAT?! – Stereogum

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