Allison and I devote the first part of this episode to Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion’s musical threat to K-Y Jelly known as WAP, and we get into the backlash from pearl-clutching conservatives and the backlash over Kylie Jenner being in the video. From there, we cover a handful of the sixteen thousand excerpts from Finding Freedom, that book about Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s royal exit, including Harry’s heart swooning over the sound of Meghan going pee in the wild. We also talk about Smash Mouth vs. COVID-19.
Other shit we get into includes the Three Men and a Baby remake starring Zac Efron, the blasphemous Who’s The Boss? sequel, Shia LaBeouf possibly playing a gay mutant in the X-Men reboot, Stanley Kubrick’s WTF idea of casting Woody Allen in the Tom Cruise role in Eyes Wide Shut, and a Canadian microbrewery fucking up by unknowingly naming one of their beers the Māori word for pubic hair. So yeah, we’ve got WAP, pubic hair, and barf courtesy of Woody Allen in Eyes Wide Shut.
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