26-year-old Kane Brown is a successful singer who recently bought 30 acres of land in Tennessee. After deciding to explore his new land, Kane got all kinds of lost and he and his friends had to get bailed out by the police and were even shot at by mystery assailants! Well, at least he now knows to avoid the forest-people who live in the woods behind his property since they’ll shoot him on sight.
People says that Kane explained what happened to his fans after he got rescued by police. He posted the story to Facebook, but it was later deleted:
“Someone help! I’m lost… ALL JOKES ASIDE… The real story is I moved into a new house. I own 30 acres of 3000 around me. I told my wife I wanted to go check out the property I’ll be 30 minutes… Thirty minutes turned into three hours it started raining turned dark and dropped to 40 degrees… We used GPS to try and get back but it kept taking us to all these cliffs that u can’t drive a 4 wheeler down and I wasn’t about to leave them.”
So Kane called his friend, 29-year-old country singer, Ryan Upchurch, who lives in the area, and decided to try to help them out, but ended up getting lost with Kane.
“So I called my last resort… [but] now three turned into five of us lost. He has four other friends riding around in a canam and they start getting shot at. My buddy’s girl who has asthma started then freaking out. We HAD to get her out. So we call the cops. The cops arrive and hear the gun shots and think we are shooting at them. We yell at them and tell them we are not armed and made it out. That’s the story but I love the getting lost in my back yard better.”
I need to know more about the shooting! Ryan’s version is less jokey and he also doesn’t explain what the shooting was about:
“We ended up finding him in the woods, because me and my brother, you know, we know how like look for trails recently ridden on and shit like that. So we found him. But we run out of gas. We ran out of cell phone service, too. We got lost in the woods with him… When you’re in pitch black and your eyeballs are open and you can’t even see your hand in front of your face, and you’re on thousands of acres that you’ve never even been on before, it’s kinda hard to find your way out… Just sayin’.”
And Ryan explained that Kane got lost on his property because his 30 acres extends onto thousands of acres of woods.
It’s times like these when I’m happy that I can’t afford to buy 30 acres of land anywhere. You can’t get lost in a one-bedroom apartment in a building whose property extends onto a city sidewalk where cigarettes mark the path from the smoking area back to the stairwell. Though I’ve once gotten lost in my fridge. But it was unrelated to not being able to find my way out and more related to weed-induced munchies.