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August 6, 2020 / Posted by:

Joan Drew-Smith, the Queen of Tell It Like It Fucking Is who called out Prince William and Duchess Kate for being shitty at bingo calling!

Some oldies take the important elder sport of bingo very damn seriously, so if you’re going to call numbers for them, you better bring it, and if you don’t, you better hold onto your wig because one of them will snatch it off and call you out. Or in Prince William’s case, you better say goodbye to the last two strands of hair on your dome since some pissed off memaw is going to snatch ’em off, which is what Joan Drew-Smith did over his and Duchess Kate’s toilet-worthy bingo calling skills.

In May, William and Kate virtually read the bingo numbers for the residents of the Shire Hall Care Home in Cardiff, Wales. Yesterday, they paid a visit to the care home and met up with 87-year-old bingo player Joan Drew-Smith who gave them her official review on their performance as bingo callers. And if you want a visual version of her review, just look into the toilet the next time you take a bloody caca:

William: Do you remember, you might not recognize us with our faces [covered], but we did the bingo with you and you won.

Joan: Yes.

William: But you said we didn’t do a very good job.

Joan: No, you didn’t. You did a bloody shitty job.

William: Excellent!

If only Joan added, “Yeah, don’t quit your day job, whatever that is.” Here’s the video of Queen Joan roasting those lessers while sitting on her throne:

But that wasn’t Joan’s only shining moment. The Mirror says that when William and Kate first rolled up in their masks, Joan looked at Kate and asked Will, “Is that your assistant?” Kate took it well, laughing before saying that she’s been his assistant for a long time.

William and Kate were laughing on the outside, but on the inside, they may have made a mental note to tell THE QUEEN so she can send Joan to the dungeon for her insolence against the royal family! But please, THE QUEEN is probably Joan’s biggest fan and will invite her over for Christmas dinner so she can cackle into her gin while listening to Queen Joan drag her entire family.

Pic: YouTube

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