Peter Thomas From “Real Housewives Of Atlanta” Says He Got Coronavirus From Taking Selfies With Fans
Looks like Peter Thomas, one of the ex-husbands from Real Housewives of Atlanta, caught coronavirus, and he got it in a very particular way. He thinks that he came down with a case of COVID thanks to taking selfies with fans. First of all, he has fans and fans who ask him for a selfie? Second of all, “caught corona from taking selfies with fans” sounds like a PG-13 way of saying “I caught corona by hooking up with a trick and not using a glory hole!“
Us Weekly says that Peter, who is the ex-husband of RHOA’s Cynthia Bailey, took to Instagram to let us know that he had come down with a bad case of coronavirus. Apparently 58-year-old Peter has been in bed for the last eight days and took the COVID test six times. While he was negative the first five, the sixth came back positive. He begged his followers to “wear your mask, wear gloves, practice social distancing.” And he seems to blame coronavirus on selfies, saying that he takes off his mask for them:
“People come up to me and ask me to take pictures all the time, and they want me to have the mask off and they want to hug on me because they say they like me. I take those pictures and every time I take those pictures I’m praying to God I don’t get these thing, but it caught up to me.”
And let Peter tell you how fun coronavirus is:
“It’s the most excruciating thing I can think of. My stomach been a complete wreck for the last eight days. I constantly have to keep my body hydrated. I have no appetite, diarrhea, throwing up.”
He said he also wakes up in cold sweats. He begged his followers to take coronavirus “extremely serious” but said he considers himself lucky because in Miami there are “260 people dying every day” from the virus.
“I want you guys to take this extremely serious, because it’s no joke. The pain don’t go away. Your body is extremely sensitive. I can’t wait for this shit to be over.”
Well guys I guess the reviews of coronavirus are in and 10/10 nobody likes it. Do not get COVID because you caved to the attention-seeking jolt of excitement brought on from a fan asking for a maskless selfie. There’s only one good reason for an overly-privileged person to get coronavirus and that’s from a Jake Paul party.